(“Don’t program yourself for failure.”)
Category Archives: Blaggo Archives
(Click on each title to read the article)
Do the Math
(“. . . the difference between primary colors and an insipid pastel ribbon.”)
OK, I’ll give it a shot!
(“I’m thinking about holding the pencil just so …”)
On Your Mark(ers)
(“Ten meter circle at Hatteras.”)
Is it fashion?
(“… a degree of horse trading …”)
The Next Rung
(“She used to grind hoof pairings at the scrapple plant.”)
If horses had ears…
(“My horse ain’t right in his head for this.” )
… Oh, wait, they do, so never mind. To rephrase that, if horses could tell us things they’ve overheard, these would probably be some of the things.
Down for the Count
(“These were “owners,” not necessarily to be confused with horse people.”)
Poultry in Motion
(“. . . it’s kind of a chicken(bleep) way to go about showing.”)
Gone Fishin’
(“. . . each movement would be written on a slip of paper and put in a fishbowl . . .”)