THE QUESTION OF THIS MONTH IS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES! (Send yours to us for an answer) The Newest:
QOTM: A driver at a CDE was angry with the dressage judge for giving her an error on her walk diagonal– her horse was “looking at the cows so she let her turn across 4 steps beyond the letter”
BILL— It’s pretty much up to the judge to decide how inaccurate the rider must be in order to score an Error of Course. Often, unless there are so many that it could entail an elimination, whether the judge scores it as an “error” or just takes two points off in the block itself makes no real difference. When we judge as a panel (two or three of us distributed around the arena) it’s important that we all do it the same way – whichever way the judge at C chooses.
Sometimes if I am judging a helpless novice rider to whom I have already given two errors for getting lost, I’ll just start deducting inaccuracy points unless I have to stop for a third time to give her more directions. Even there if the problem reoccurs near the prior ones and not distinctly later on in the test, I may say “Oh, I didn’t explain that well enough,” and not ring her out. Chances are by then she is fairly mortified and has put herself out of the ribbons. Why further disgrace her?
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When all else fails, go to the mirror! But regardless, DO pay attention to the man behind the curtain.
And this is a photo I took in Hamburg proving once and for all that Germans do fast food with dignity.
[A Note from Bill]
Let me introduce our Associate Editor, Hayden Finch. “Sidd” worked with us back in the ’80s when Susan and I edited A Tip of the Hat, the New England Dressage Association’s newsletter. Prior to beginning his career in journalism, Sidd scratched his competitive itch with a brief foray into professional baseball. In his first stint with us, Sidd penned this alternative biographical sketch of me for the Dallas Dressage Club newsletter publicizing a clinic I did for that group:
Bill’s bio courtesy of Sidd Finch
Bill Woods (not his real name) comes to the Dallas area several times a year. He and his wife, Onyx, are members of the Federal Dressage Witness Protection Program; thus, their true place of residence is unknown. Both train and compete most of the year in central Florida, often in disguise. Bill has been teaching in Texas since the mid ‘80s, having been brought here by Lisa Brown.They had met in New Hampshire some years before, drawn together by a mutual love of hybrid roses which they tended on summer afternoons at the institution.
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Quote of the Month
“We are all time travelers — just the really dull kind — ones plodding through the 4th dimension one pathetic second at a time.” (Robert Smith on NPR’s Talk of the Nation)
Quote of All Time
“The bad news is you’re falling through the air, nothing to hang onto, no parachute. The good news is there’s no ground.” Chögyam Trungpa
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Below: To imprint in your mind. Harmony in the person of Col. Kurt Albrecht von Ziegner. His mount unknown.
Carl Sagan speaks of The Pale Blue Dot. Please click below and watch this!
It’s another Monday!
If this August’s total eclipse of the sun worked for you (or if you were indoors at the movies), there’s a second showing. The date will be April 8, 2024. Visible in the US on a swath from Texas through parts of the Midwest to Buffalo. I am not going to miss it!
TUNY [photo], the French Bulldog , sadly crossed the rainbow bridge in November. Her position as the official Safety Coordinator of this website has been passed along to Alan, the new Frenchie puppy. He has been getting up to speed on the Manual. If as you’re reading, he issues the “Duck and Cover” instruction, please climb under your desk and assume the position until he issues her All Clear announcement.
While Alan [below] may appear to be very youthful for these responsibilities, he has assumed the mantle and hopes to grow old as he carries out his duties.