(“He picked up his lariat and pitch pipe and gave his heart to Lou, Oklahoma.”)
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Capt. Divinity
If there’s not an app for it, too many people forget.
Mine! Mine! Mine! This here is my asylum. And I’m running it.
(“’So what would you like me to do?’ she asked.”)
“Don’t be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious.
(“Janey, yes, it’s me. I got your letter and . . .”)
Gotta Crush on Him
(“This is where nasty little Germans earn our drachmas.”)
One Ball, One Strike
(“Then when you want to begin the actual shoulder-in, there’s no need to interrupt him. “)
Too much time on Centerlinescores.com
(“So who’s going to be doing Intro D, E, and F in the next decade? “)
And Get Off My Lawn, Too!
(“Daydream of cantering down to the convenience store.”)
Credo Quia Absurdum Beats a Blank
(“It’s Wild Bill!”)
High on the list of qualities a good instructor must possess is the ability to quickly size up a horse’s strong and weak points and prescribe an effective program of training.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, break it!
(He was “trained” but not “broke.”)