(“Not everyone has Lana Turner’s luck to be sitting on the right stool at Schwab’s drugstore.”)
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Where the L is that letter?
(“Walk when you come to T.”)
I’m a professional. Don’t try this at home. (At least not very much!)
(“Huh, you want what?”)
A Whiney Woman’s Song
(No matter how egregious: “That’s interesting.” )
Shopping Around
(“Many traditionalists point to its obvious unclassical nature.”)
Better Late than Never
(“Perhaps a bit dire, but old guys talk like that.”)
Go to the Mirror, Boy
(“You can almost always find some guy under the bridge down at the Interstate.”)
HELP! I Need Somebody (Not Just Anybody)
(“So we engineered a trade—one hat for one microphone.”)
Cypress Gardens Syndrome
(“This chef has never been somewhere real and tasted the stuff he’s trying to prepare!”)
Learning to Fly (and what happens next when you do)
(“The rest of the Olympic Village would be a ghost town.”)