(“Give it a sharp twist with your thumb, and then discover that the threads are crossed.”)
All posts by wcwdressage
Burning bright in the forests of the night
(“That’s when she called me. Like four times in a day and a half.”)
Three Little Words
(“Very often a mistake is simply a mistake.”)
Incidents of Coincidence
(“By every appearance it was my own wife! “)
Spots?
(“We want to learn the spots.”)
Isn’t that thing warm yet?
(“Why do they end up clinging together like a ball of lint?”)
Going Halvesies
(“The first time I hear of a judge giving a 9.5, I will personally be the first to go throttle him!”)
(Please Don’t) Get a Grip!
(“You’re so used to a viselike leg, that you aren’t even aware of it.”)
Sun Tzu Knew
(“Now there is a sport for you if you have anger management issues! “)
Above the Fitz Dixon Line
(“I discovered myself being observed by dozens of glowing pairs of eyes “)