(“The lot would be cleared, the foundation would be poured. Then construction would cease.”)
Category Archives: Blaggo Archives
(Click on each title to read the article)
A Modest Proposal
(“It gets guys into a Bud can-crushing frenzy as they drool at their 56 inch plasma screens.”)
Gliding through the Night
(“. . . wending my way north behind an 18 wheel tanker truck, my windows rolled down, occasionally slapping my face to stay awake.”)
Jumping the Shark?
(“. . . And of course, the police escort down Pennsylvania Avenue”)
It’s No Crime to Be Anti-Semantic
(“It could make you crazy—at least until the drugs kick in.”)
Comparing Appys and Urchins
(“You can simply decide if it’s your cup of tea.”)
Several Pickles Short (of a Picnic)
(“’Looks like a One or Zero coming up,’ I told my scribe.”)
Spicy Meatballs
(“Place the meatballs on a baking sheet, keeping track of what’s inside each one.”)
From Your Side of C
(“The appropriate response, intoned shyly: ‘Thank you, Ma’am.’”)
Hello, my name is Pavlov Ring a bell?
(“Have him pull the cannon!”)