(“Daydream of cantering down to the convenience store.”)
Category Archives: Blaggo Archives
(Click on each title to read the article)
Credo Quia Absurdum Beats a Blank
(“It’s Wild Bill!”)
High on the list of qualities a good instructor must possess is the ability to quickly size up a horse’s strong and weak points and prescribe an effective program of training.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, break it!
(He was “trained” but not “broke.”)
Eternal (comma) Springs
(“Not everyone has Lana Turner’s luck to be sitting on the right stool at Schwab’s drugstore.”)
Where the L is that letter?
(“Walk when you come to T.”)
I’m a professional. Don’t try this at home. (At least not very much!)
(“Huh, you want what?”)
A Whiney Woman’s Song
(No matter how egregious: “That’s interesting.” )
Shopping Around
(“Many traditionalists point to its obvious unclassical nature.”)
Better Late than Never
(“Perhaps a bit dire, but old guys talk like that.”)
Go to the Mirror, Boy
(“You can almost always find some guy under the bridge down at the Interstate.”)