(“’I didn’t ask for those!’ I blurted.”)
Category Archives: Blaggo Archives
(Click on each title to read the article)
A Rare Piece of Advice
(“Season it, sear it, flip it, and serve it.”)
And who decides, anyhow?
(“What was the best lesson you ever taught?”)
Seeing the Saw
(“Give it a sharp twist with your thumb, and then discover that the threads are crossed.”)
Burning bright in the forests of the night
(“That’s when she called me. Like four times in a day and a half.”)
Three Little Words
(“Very often a mistake is simply a mistake.”)
Incidents of Coincidence
(“By every appearance it was my own wife! “)
Spots?
(“We want to learn the spots.”)
Isn’t that thing warm yet?
(“Why do they end up clinging together like a ball of lint?”)
Going Halvesies
(“The first time I hear of a judge giving a 9.5, I will personally be the first to go throttle him!”)