(“I like victory gallops with the phases run the old fashioned way. “) Read More

(“Okay, hop back on.”) Read More

(“Totally nutty if you ask me.”) Read More

(“‘Blah, blah, blah,’  she hears.”) Read More

(“There’s a bathroom on the right.”) Read More

(“Don’t fall into the trap of always playing a defensive game.”) Read More

(“But HOW sure?”)

When you decide to go showing, obviously you want to have some expectation of success. Here I’m not referring to the “If I’m not going to win, why would I bother?” viewpoint. That’s another topic. For most of us the questions ought to be “Do I belong in the ring at this level?” “Will my performance elicit unsightly gagging and retching from the judge?” “Will my dog no longer speak to me?” Read More

(“Don’t kick the boards.”) Read More

(“I was asked by a local, ‘Are you a lineman?'”) Read More

(“Mobile homes did not get that name because they have wheels under them.”) Read More