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THE QUESTION OF THE MONTH IS  BACK! (Send yours to us for an answer) The Newest:

What can you tell me about schooling canter pirouettes?

BILL— Here’s the scoop on pirouettes. Most of the time if you’re having problems with them, it has to do with the quality of the canter. Is it collected enough? Is it balanced enough? Can your horse keep enough jump behind, maintaining the tempo while not being held back by the reins as you make his strides shorter? These are things that you must practice over and over, building his strength and confidence before you try to put him too much on the spot or do too many strides in a row.

Then you have to make him easy to turn so he wants to follow your weight. If he doesn’t, you’ll be inclined to use too much outside leg, chasing him around and making him lose his lateral balance! Remember, you should still be riding him “inside leg to outside rein” even as you are turning his forehand in the direction of the bend.

Pirouettes ridden without the rider’s inner leg support often devolve into something like a spin. When I see one I flashback to that scene in the diner in Five Easy Pieces.
[Provided here for the too-young or the old-and–forgetful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wtfNE4z6a8 When Jack Nicholson sweeps everything off the table in disgust at the waitress giving him grief, think “Very bad pirouette!” It comes right after the iconic “You want me to hold the chicken?” exchange which is always worth another viewing!]

Alternatively,

the image Major Lindgren drilled into my head is of cutting slices of an angel food cake – down, up, over, and down again. No hurry at all because the horse stays in lateral balance between the rider’s legs.

There are many exercises you can use to create these qualities that make good pirouettes likely to happen. We’ll look at those next time.

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Sometimes it’s hard to tell, but this is real. If you’re in the Ocala area, here is equestrian-friendly yoga right in the heart of horse country.

NEW EVENTING TESTS!

If you want the US Eventing Tests which go into effect December 1, 2017, they are here: http://useventing.com/resource/dressage-tests-0 . If you want the US Dressage tests which go into effect December 1, 2018. You are going to have to wait until they are finalized … in 2018.




[A Note from Bill]

Let me introduce our Associate Editor, Hayden Finch. “Sidd” worked with us back in the ’80s when Susan and I edited A Tip of the Hat, the New England Dressage Association’s newsletter. Prior to beginning his career in journalism, Sidd scratched his competitive itch with a brief foray into professional baseball. In his first stint with us, Sidd penned this alternative biographical sketch of me for the Dallas Dressage Club newsletter publicizing a clinic I did for that group:

Bill’s bio courtesy of Sidd Finch

            Bill Woods (not his real name) comes to the Dallas area several times a year. He and his wife, Onyx, are members of the Federal Dressage Witness Protection Program; thus, their true place of residence is unknown. Both train and compete most of the year in central Florida, often in disguise.             Bill has been teaching in Texas since the mid ‘80s, having been brought here by Lisa Brown.They had met in New Hampshire some years before, drawn together by a mutual love of hybrid roses which they tended on summer afternoons at the institution.    

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Remember Reiner Klimke and Ahlerich in the victory lap after their gold medal win at the ’84 LA Olympics? All those 76 one tempis in a row?  Well, for old time’s sake, click here for the instant replay!


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Quote of the Month

“We are all time travelers — just the really dull kind — ones plodding through the 4th dimension one pathetic second at a time.” (Robert Smith on NPR’s Talk of the Nation)

Quote of All Time

“The bad news is you’re falling through the air, nothing to hang onto, no parachute. The good news is there’s no ground.” Chögyam Trungpa


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FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS — A FANCIFUL VIDEO MONTAGE TO LEONARD COHEN’S “DANCE ME TO THE END OF LOVE.” The tango sequence is from the 1992 film Scent  of a Woman.


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Chris Hadfield performs Space Oddity from the ISS 


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Below: To imprint in your mind. Harmony in the person of Col.  Kurt Albrecht von Ziegner. His mount unknown.


Carl Sagan speaks of The Pale Blue Dot. Please click below and watch this!

It’s another Monday!

If this August’s total eclipse of the sun worked for you (or if you were indoors at the movies), there’s a second showing. The date will be April 8, 2024. Visible in the US on a swath from Texas through parts of the Midwest to Buffalo. I am not going to miss it!

 

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